Everything Happens For A Reason

Let me, for just a minute, analyze something I read today:

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, (what does it matter?! he finds you attractive, be grateful!) who calls you back when you hang up on him, (why can't you do the calling?? how come girls always put the responsibility on the man?! rude.) who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, (that would require his head to be on your chest, shouldn't it be the other way around?) or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...(omg, that's so creeperish! if i discovered someone was awake so they could watch me while I slept, I would have to question their sanity...) wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, (opposed to settling for the boy who kisses your lips?.....hm. confused.) who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, (why do you care about how the world is and what they care about?) who holds your hand in front of his friends, (what if he's just trying to be considerate of others and refrains from PDA, is that disrespectful of him towards you? maybe you're just being inconsiderate and disrespectful towards others!! take responsibility for your actions for once!) who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. (he doesn't have to think you're pretty. it is, however, important that he loves you unconditionally. no make up and all. why require something of him that is possibly impossible ;P) One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares (maybe, just maybe, he isn't in to being cliche and always saying what is habit - thinking and caring about you!) and how lucky he is to have you...(does he really have to voice it? don't they say 'actions speak louder than words'?) The one who turns to his friends and says, "That's Her!" (I personally think that girls are trying to turn guys into something they want and they'll never settle for any less. and if they do 'settle' for a guy thats lower than these standards, then they'll never be truly happy until they nag the guy enough to be all these things and more! let the man be who he is, if you don't like it. don't complain! maybe your standards need to be more realistic and measurable. just a thought!) :) (girls be crazy sometimes! seriously!)